Idiots in anti-licence fee lobby 

26 December 2003 tbs.pm/755

BBC licence fee ‘criminalises poor’ says a known group of idiots in the Financial Times.

This just in: a group of known freelance idiots calling themselves the Institute of Public Policy Research have idiotically announced that the licence fee is a tax on poor people.

This ‘progressive’ ‘think’ tank would like us to have crappy television that was cheaper so as to not penalise poor people.

If the idiots’ plan comes to pass, we will all get rubbish TV with awful attempts to sell us crap we don’t want, but it will be for a good cause. Idiots everwhere were celebrating tonight.

The idiots at the IPPR were unavailable for comment due to having been admitted to hospital for idiotically trying to dress themselves without help this morning.