✎ Transdiffusion joins ITV 

1 April 2017 tbs.pm/10484


Exciting news today: Transdiffusion has been taken over by ITV in a multi-hundred pound deal.

The new improved TBS will have some great features thanks to new owners ITV plc:

  • All our articles on regional television will be deleted to make way for new articles about Emmerdale
  • The soundclips and videos of in-vision announcers will be taken down and replaced with recorded continuity against a duller backdrop
  • TBS videos will be added to the exciting ITV Hub, making them unwatchable on most platforms
  • All our articles about sport will cut to a commercial break just as the article starts to get interesting
  • The jobs of the staff here at TBS are safe, except for everyone
  • Our archive will be moving to Kirstall Road, where what ITV don’t throw on a skip will be put in boxes and never seen again

We’re sure you’ll join us in welcoming this development which can only lead to a far better website that fewer people will visit.

You Say

4 responses to this article

David Heathcote 1 April 2017 at 3:30 am

Congratulations! You’d be a fool not to accept such a generous offer.

steve brown 1 April 2017 at 9:18 am

I take this to be an april fool!!!!

Joanne Gray 3 April 2017 at 8:21 pm

Don’t even joke about being dumbed down. This is our last vestige of a lost age that we must cling to so we can prove to future generations that broadcasting once had meaning and purpose.

AW336 Lab 12 April 2021 at 8:05 pm

Gotta love april fools day… 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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